I always enjoy a bit of psychoanalytic humor, and Archie's has it all. One of my favorites pictured here is the Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball
"Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball responds to your heartfelt confessions with the stony objectivity of Dr. Freud himself. Just shake this 3-3/4" black plastic ball and turn it over for one of twenty different responses such as "How did that make you feel?" and "Talk about your mother."
Of course if that's not your need, then how about a Freud Lolipop or Bobble Head.
File under "Unsolicited Plugs for things I like"
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